Matt's definitions

fangirl

All those girls obsessed with Orlando Bloom, Tom Hardy and those such fags.

Anyone with a screenname like "TomHardysImzadi" must be a fangirl.

by matt February 9, 2004

pandafox

a cool ass girl named toni

We hung with the pandafox last night.

by Matt November 26, 2004

pr0nulate

to have haw7 internet secks with pplz online. must be used with the 0 as the "o" in it otherwise you are not 1337 and j00 are teh n00bz.

omfg i want to pr0nulate you in t3h arse.

ex 2.

would you leik to pr0nulate

by Matt November 15, 2004

sheep hair

When a girls cunt is extremely hairy

Erin's sheep hair looked like steel wool.

by Matt September 30, 2003

Fat squirrel

=Fatticus Squirrelicus=

A severely plump and/or obese, turbo-nipped, short, male (or hairy female...we cant tell) with brown skin matching that of a squirrels. Squeals and will eat anything....Anything.

Person 1: Dave, you fat squirrel get your squirrely hands off my meatball sub!
Person 2: Yeah u mass of lard with a "face" and a "name"

by Matt January 28, 2005

wounded pirate

another term for an angry pirate

After getting great head from Denise, I pulled out and sprayed her in the eye, then I kicked her in the shin. As she hobbled after me down the hall, she resembled a "wounded pirate."

by Matt September 1, 2004

4:20

Time for pot

It's 420, grab my bong jonathon jim jack joe

by Matt July 8, 2003