Matt's definitions

thievingcuntbag

An obnoxious kid from wickedcolors who logs into funky purely to steal other peoples animated icons.

'justinsgirl is a thievingcuntbag'

by matt August 4, 2004

bizulshizit

N. The slang term for when something is so incredibly wrong that words come out in a slur of speach with randomly insterted Z's

also See, Fizuk, Skrizew, and blizowjizob

Man i can't believe you skrizewd her that is such bizulshizit. Go fizuk your self and have your mother give you a blizowjizob.

by Matt April 22, 2004

baston

Word that New Englanders cant pronounce the word is BOSTON but those freaking idiots cant speak proper english this shit is funny cuz they are dumbasses

Go Baston Redsax

Im a complete idiot cuz im from Baston

The Baston Red Sox suck ass compared to the Yankees

by Matt October 13, 2004

shankometer

A word used to describe how cool or awesome something is. Can be used like the phrase "Off tha hizzle."

"Holy skanky shit homes that weed is off tha shankometer!"

by Matt December 6, 2004

cut-balls

Question where whatever you will answer will be wrong.

Girlfriend: Matt,do you watch porn?
Matt: *thinks* "ok, if I say no, I'm a liar, if I say yes, I'm a pervert."

by Matt November 23, 2004

core

master of all counter-stike ownage and all.

core aka musser vs SK core wins 12 - 0

pwnd

by matt March 7, 2003

shit

1. (n.) Any pointless or unidentified material.
2. (n.) Poop (n.) The act of pooping (v.) To poop.
3. ~load: A hell of a lot

1. What is this shit?
2. I will go shit.
3. Damn, that's a shitload of guns!

by Matt August 25, 2006