Matt's definitions

negroids

All NAtural ability in an African AMerican.

man 1: Hes not buff cuz hes taking steroids, hes got negroids, its alll natural....

by matt September 29, 2005

Gus

a big fat kid who trys to be gothic but he isn't really and he loves popcorn he is also known as patrick

"Oh my god. look it's another gus!" "i think he prefers the term patrick"

by Matt March 11, 2004

officer lardly

1)term for a fat ma witha hooked nose. Generally looks down on people.
2) A fat idiot who polices others and cant fit in if he tries.

officer Lardly cant landa date if he tried.

by Matt December 16, 2004

road tomato

Performing oral sex on a woman with her period in a moving vehicle.

"I can't believe Kevin gave that bitch road tomato in my car," said Matt.

by Matt August 25, 2003

unfunny

Kids in the Hall, a sketch comedy (and I use the term "comedy" loosely here) by some no-name flapping heads.

Kids in the Hall is as unfunny as it gets; placing a close second is Dave Foley himself.

by Matt December 27, 2004

goosh goosh

1. An euphemism for sex.
2. An acknowledgment that you would like to have sex with an individual usually made by turning to the person and motioning with your hand and saying 'goosh goosh' or better yet turning away and motioning to your friends in reference to an individual.

Greg - "Goosh goosh!"
(motioning towards hot blonde)
Aaron - "Yeah, I'd tap that"
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Magda - "Let's goosh goosh"
Matt - "OK"

by Matt July 23, 2007

C rag

a term used to describe your girlfriends bitchy attitude

damn kristin was being such a fucking c rag today i wanted to slap the bitch in the face

by matt October 26, 2003