Matt's definitions

midget

some people say my dick looks like a midget between my legs. but, acually, there simply tiny little people that have little man sindrum. normal tall people enjoy making fun of these small people. i know i like to....

dude midget is so small yo momma uses his whole body as a dildo

by matt June 17, 2006

tums

a chewable substance, high in calcium and used to combat the belly fire

belly fire? Pound six tums and come meet us at the bar

by Matt July 15, 2005

stonker

Denotes an especially large ammount of cannabis being pulled in a smoking deivce such as a bottle bag or a bucket or a bong.

Go easy on that one, it's a stonker mate

by Matt October 20, 2004

teng

the invisible asian samurai that was once a poop smith, every chinese new years he comes out at midnight and attacks poor innocent children and steals their money. teng once lived as a rich king but then died of being with to many beautiful girls.

Beware children or Teng will come and eat you then steal your money.

by Matt December 9, 2004

salesmonkey

A monkey, live or stuffed, used to sell a product.

Like in that Dodge Commercial : "Dude, what is that?" - "It's a .. a ... sales monkey"

by Matt February 9, 2004

l85a1

A 5.56mm Rifle. Most of it is green. An enhaced version of it's brother the L85.

This is one of the many guns featured in Tome Clancey's Rainbow Sic 3.

by Matt March 1, 2005

nipplets

The very center point of a nipple. The most sensitive region, one that can cause utmost pleasure to a female.

I like to play with Kim's nipplets when I get the chance to.

by Matt August 16, 2003