Matt's definitions
1. An attained perception or state of mind by an individual where resulting activities would normally be construed as criminal or morally repugnant in the eyes of the opposite sex but instead is dismissed as acceptable or quasi normal behavior.
2. A writing process which employs no planning or thinking before typing that results in the reader’s confusion and leaves them unsure of the authors intended meaning. Tacit understanding of the rules of grammar are not required to spot this nefarious writing style as the presence of mixed metaphors, unsettled diction, and the use of adjectives as adverbs will easily alert the reader.
2. A writing process which employs no planning or thinking before typing that results in the reader’s confusion and leaves them unsure of the authors intended meaning. Tacit understanding of the rules of grammar are not required to spot this nefarious writing style as the presence of mixed metaphors, unsettled diction, and the use of adjectives as adverbs will easily alert the reader.
Dan offered a thielism to the world when he asked on his blog; "How does the taste of defeat taste?"
Derek after conversing with Dan realized a Thielism was afoot when Dan stated that he had gotten a little bit "rough" with a woman.
Derek after conversing with Dan realized a Thielism was afoot when Dan stated that he had gotten a little bit "rough" with a woman.
by Matt October 27, 2010
Get the Thielismmug. by Matt January 3, 2004
Get the Pinchmug. 
...My girlfriends nickname is gEEsh!
by Matt February 12, 2004
Get the geeshmug. Any act of masculinity that would leave men of ordinary testicular size quivering in fear like a little Chambers.
by Matt May 14, 2004
Get the Hasselbeckmug. A horrible show that has no depth or character development what-so-ever. Most of the jokes are completely irrelevant as pointed out clearly in South Park (Cartoon Wars episode.) This show gets extremely annoying very quickly.
by matt June 18, 2006
Get the family guymug. American conservative group that experienced after Ronald Reagan. Neo-Cons typically beleive in Supply side economics, a free market, and social conservatism. (IE: anti-abortion and anti-gay marriage) It is (as of the writing of this definition) the largest group of republicans, including people such as George W. Bush, Tom Delay, and Dick Cheney.
Other powerful factions of the Republican party are the Evangelical Protestants, and the Libertarians.
Other powerful factions of the Republican party are the Evangelical Protestants, and the Libertarians.
I, as a neo-conservative, beleive that abortion is murder and that the tax system is currently unfair.
by Matt April 25, 2005
Get the Neo-Conservativemug.