Mark's definitions

cretension

when theres tension between you and your crew

damn, when we got stuck in that elevator for two hours, i was definitely starting to feel some cretension between bob and branden

by mark April 12, 2004

Stafford Syndrome

The acceptance of ones standards in women lowering due to the best of a scarce female population being less than what you would accept in another location.

This syndrome does accept however, that there may be the occasional girl who meets, or exceeds a personal standard, but is unavailable.

Far, Far too many available to list.

by Mark April 21, 2005

Chezman

1) To pay more for goods
2) To be conned or overcharged
3) Lack of buying skills

"They saw Chezman coming"

by Mark December 6, 2004

moses

Adjective - Extremely hot circumstances.

Man, it's Moses in this room.

by Mark November 13, 2003

gfunker

the best rocketer in the game of halo. full warthogs become empty in seconds. smoke everywhere

You got funker by gufunker= (Rockted and your dead)

by mark April 26, 2004

pogie bait

A term used for candy, sweets, small gifts, liquor and cigarettes used to attract prostitutes in South Korea by U.S. Armed Forces members.

I need to grab some pogie bait before going downtown looking for poontang.

by Mark January 21, 2005

dormiphilia

A sexual disorder involving having sex with sleeping people.

Bob has dormiphilia, and stalks Sally the narcoleptic chick.

by mark September 14, 2003