Mark's definitions

liverpool

A city with a great nightlife, helped greatly by the fact that the (usually aesthetically pleasing) women enjoying which tend to demonstrate a relatively high level of assertiveness, when it comes to initiating kisses and flirtatious actions. Definitely one of the easiest places in which to pull.

Just a shame about the aggressive, mentally-deficient Scallies who inhabit the place.

Fit Scouse bird: "Would you like my tongue down your throat, like?"

Bloke (*overcome with surprise*): "Errrrr"

Fit Scouse bird: "Well tough shit; you're getting it!"

by Mark May 6, 2004

rt

a gay-ass cult some of my friends made up and then try to use for evil to try to get information out of me

you have to tell us your secret, rt rules

by mark January 2, 2005

LIT UP

Shot at

by Mark April 14, 2003

astronomnomnomical

When something is so delicious that it defies Earthly comprehension.

See also 'nom nom nom'.

Freshly-ground black pepper on fresh strawberries. The peppery taste disappears, but somehow multiplies the strawberry-ness to astronomnomnomical levels.

by Mark November 30, 2010

Anal Adventure

To Have lots of bum sex,the practicing of anal sex

Have you had an "Anal Adventure" today ?

by Mark February 23, 2004

overneath

the opposite of underneath. You have to reach over, then under to reach it

I had to reach overneath to get it

by Mark December 15, 2003

Bigfoot Sighting

A sexual act, where a woman is made to dress up like bigfoot, and then has sex on film. Also called a Sasquatch sighting.

"Hey, I downloaded a video of a hardcore bigfoot sighting last night."

by Mark May 6, 2005