Mark's definitions

belp

A backward pleb
Used in the royal navy. During the 1980s, when a person made a stupid mistake

(tries to open an exterior hatch of a submarine at 300ft)

"Your a right belp"

btw this is absoluately impossible.

by Mark February 6, 2005

cocksmoke

A huge deuchbag/asshole. Cocksmoke.

You are a cocksmoke.

by Mark July 8, 2003

Turd Monger

A person who main income is derived by selling shit and dung. Genrally used as an insult to someone's ability at anything.

Also: Shit Monger (being polite)

Why did you do that! Your such a turd monger!!!

Why don't you go peddle your turds else where you turd monger!

by Mark January 9, 2003

Quonk

The noise a swan makes

Swan - "Quonk"

by Mark December 30, 2003

rims that keep spinning when you stop

What a moron calls spinners (rims that are in two parts with one attached by ball bearins so they keep moving after the wheel itself has stopped).

Guy 1:Wow, that thugs got some phat rims that keep spinning when you stop.
Guy 2: They are called spinners you asshole.
Guy 1: I hate my life

by Mark February 23, 2005

jahoobelees

butt boobies

bum busters...squeeze in really tight..and let it loose..:)

by Mark November 29, 2003

Shema

She's beautiful inside and out. She has big gorgeous brown eyes. She's our habibi. She's our Arabian Princess. She's plain out hott!

If you wanna truly fall in love, just take a look into Shema's eyes

by Mark March 12, 2005