tubz

a big scary, loveabl, joke telling machine!

Tubz told a great joke the other day

by Mark November 23, 2004

olace

progayming legend

you are such an "olace"

by mark March 19, 2003

wookie

A lifeless idiot whose whole existence consists of following around jam bands and not showering or shaving. When they're not panhandling or trying to rip people off, they're selling veggie burritos or grilled cheese to fund their useless existence. They stand for nothing and care about nobody else. (Not to be confused with a hippie. A hippie is someone who lives a certain lifestyle due to their beliefs. Hippies often shower and have jobs.)

Yo those wookies over there are trying to sell beat rolls.

by Mark December 30, 2003

penis monkey

(a) Hard to define, the word stems from the original idea that John Bauman is the one and only important person in the entire world. The word can be used in pretty much any situation for any reason...however, everytime someone uses the word, it does nothing but reflect on the true nature that John Bauman is untouchable.

(b) A hit song by John Bauman.

(c) The penis on a monkey.

John: Mark, what are you doing today?
Mark: I don't know.
John: Clyde's sucks.
Mark: I know. Jackie is a cocktease.
John: The queen. <shaking head>
(pause)
Mark: *cough...cough* PENIS MONKEY.

by Mark April 14, 2005

markilate

Seriously soiling your bed sheets with random late night food.

Sharting excluded.

Oh crap, I markilated my sheets with that stupid chocolate pudding last night.

by Mark April 01, 2005

Duxbury

A small town off the coast of Massachusetts. They are also snobs who hate MArshfield.MArshfield is way better than Duxbury, we got the RAms. So u people in Duxbury you SUCK!

Poeple in the town of Duxbury are snobs.

by mark April 16, 2005

unibrow

A single eyebrow, linked by hair over the nose between what in most people are two separate eyebrows.

The screen actor Colin Ferrell has one of the sexiest unibrows I've ever seen.

by Mark August 02, 2003