Mark's definitions

bamping

A sleazeball who thinks he has conned me but though he pretends to be my friend I know I am better as I have been researching for much longer than him and I am the original and alway have been and always will be and he's really getting my hackles up and if he's not careful I shall set my LOVELY WIFE on him!

Danny, the pratt in the wooly hat.

by Mark February 22, 2004

f.l.i.p.

Funny Little Island People
Phillipinos

by Mark September 15, 2003

Muffinology

The study of the muff. Study of the pussy

Ron is the professor of Muffinology 101.

by Mark September 21, 2004

standard

assumed. part of the natural way of things. the way things have always been.

rob: did you bring a girl back to your room last night?

me: yeah, dawg.

rob: did you get her in bed?

me: standard

by mark April 29, 2003

pecker fucker

one who wishes he could fuck his own pecker.

a self centered individual that is very conceded and stuck on themselves.

by mark March 4, 2004

hurl

1. (n) Vomit
2. (v) To vomit

1. Look out for the puddle of hurl
2. I think I'm going to hurl!

by Mark June 24, 2004

cuntsnatch

Mark's favorite insult.

Hey cuntsnatch, how about we don't do that?

by Mark August 17, 2003