Mark's definitions

fundamental orifice

A 'polite' term for the male or female anus. See puckered rosebud

I say! You! You Hugh! Hugh Grant, you're a bit of a, that is if you don't mind my observing, if it's not too much trouble etc you're something of a fundamental orifice you old stick you!

by Mark November 24, 2003

Humped Zebra Crossing

A term used in the UK for a giant speed bump with a striped crosswalk on top of it.

He bottomed out his csr on the humped zebra crossing.

by Mark January 21, 2005

hork

to smoke, usu. in reference to marijuana

Hey Joe, want to come and hork this pipe with me?

by mark September 2, 2003

fjork

to violently stab someone with the male reproductive organ. this makes your feel like a king.

bah, it was the best fjork ever

by mark November 24, 2003

flobby

Abi Bygrave

Gav:Do some sit ups
Abi:Are you calling me flobby?

by mark October 1, 2003

stingl

To rip someone a new one from your holier-than-thou throne of judgement while thinking you are helping them.

Nice work Dave, you totally stingled her ass last night at Tim Horton's.

by Mark March 31, 2005

prevert

synonym for the word pervert. Used in "Dr. Strangelove: or How I Learned to stop worrying and love the bomb", a movie.

Those communist preverts are trying to harvest are bodily fluids.

by Mark June 11, 2004