Klanker

Noun. The butt of a person who farts a lot.
Bro, my klanker changes colors every other day.
by Marc April 03, 2005
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sex position act including a man and a woman.
When you're doing it doggy in the poop shoot and your arm is over her shoulder holding that boulder.
by Marc February 16, 2005
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hoover

1 n. a person who (a) is well-practiced at performing oral sex on a male, performs the act a lot, or (b) is seen in a negative light for performing the act. See also, (complimentary) suckstress, (derogatory) slut.

2. n. a person who injests what is perceived by others to be more than his fair portion of shared cocaine. See also pig.

3. n. a person who injests what is perceived by others to be more than a safe amount of cocaine. See also, party girl, coke head.

4. n. in SCUBA diving, a person who depletes his air supply more quickly than others in the group.

5. n. or v. in some parts of Great Britain and Australia, a generic term for "vacuum cleaner" (as people in the United States say "Coke" when they mean soda or "band-aid" when they mean adhesive bandage).
1. (a) My girlfriend gives great blowjobs. She's a fucking hoover!

(b) That hoover has blown every guy in the club. I wouldn't stick a stolen dick in that mouth.

2. We agreed to divvy up an eight-ball of coke three ways, but that greedy hoover Carl bumped half of it before we got any.

3. If Emily doesn't stop snorting so much coke, that hoover is going to give herself a heart attack.

4. I still had half a tank left, but we had to surface because Joe was being a total hoover and had used up all his air.

5. We spilled dirt on the carpet, so we had to hoover the entire floor. What did we use? A hoover.
by Marc February 15, 2004
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Packrat

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jibblies

n. uncomfortable feeling of dread or horror. esp. uncomfortable mental image.

Syn: willies, heebie jeebies, weirded out, creeped out

Ant: stoked, psyched

Ent: coined by the character StrongBad on www.homestarrunner.com
The thought of another minute sitting next to dat skank gave me da jibblies
by Marc December 11, 2003
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flupejack

Ray had enough of Tims shit so he flupejacked the mutherfucker
by marc March 05, 2005
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Monkey Spank

A man who enjoys masturbating to the mating calls of animals.
by Marc April 03, 2005
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