Marc's definitions

slipknot

Shitty band which you hear when you flick through the shit cable channels on cable or when you flick through the channels and you need to go for a quick piss. They all think it is cool to wear masks and make spazzy noises. They must do that for a living and think that their fans actually like them for their music. If they were blakc they could of qualified for def comedy jam

"And now here is Slipknot with"

"We really do sing like a load of reatards"

Verse 1 man with dreadlocks
We sing like reatards
We sing like reatards We sing like reatards
RETAAAURDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Chorus Vlade Divac look-a-like
Gwarrrrrrrrr gwayfoor yar yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr worrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Verse 2 sung by a proper spaz
We also look like retards
yWe also look like retards We also look like retards

Rest of song for 2 hours
Gwarrrrrrrrr gwayfoor yar yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr worrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Gwarrrrrrrrr gwayfoor yar yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr worrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
spazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz retaurdssssssssssssssssssss yeahhhhhhhhhhh gwafarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

KoRn: Wow I wish we were as bad as that!

by Marc July 31, 2004

Billywitch

A term used for a Cockchafer in Suffolk England UK

by Marc October 15, 2003

Bass Guitar

A four string guitar tuned EADG. Properly played using one's index and middle finger to "pick"(the thumb can also be used the strum), improperly played by dumbass guitarists who use a pick and think they can play bass.
Other playing types include slapping, in which the bassist hits the string with the side of his thumb, and plucking in which the bassist hooks his or her finger underneath the string an pulls.

I play bass guitar.

Les Claypool of Primus is a great bassist.

Cliff Burton is a good bassist.

Krist Novoselic is a terrible bassist.

by Marc July 21, 2008

i-had-a-dream-about-kissing-those

Level 100 lips on a scale of 1. Must be soft, supple, and belong to girls of HIGH caliber.

See "Ashley Burger"

by Marc December 28, 2003

skizz

an all purpose word that mad pimps use to replace any word chosen by the user

1. let's skizz this skizz yo
2. we skizzin on that skizzy

by Marc October 24, 2003

hiza wat

Like say what? or What did you say?

Your grounded!! Hiza wat??

by marc December 5, 2004

gou

n. Slang for male gentalia; penis.

Wow! look at the size of my gou!

by Marc January 4, 2003