Mard

"Mard" is an old British circumlocation for "shit" that comes from the French "merde" = "shit". As used nowadays as a noun it means a sulky, petulant, ill-tempered attitude, or a person with that attitude.

In that use it's probably a contraction of "mardy bum" (= "shitty ass"), a synonym used in the Arctic Monkeys' song of the same name.
Well, now then, mardy bum
I've seen your frown and it's like looking down
The barrel of a gun.
by Loco Moco September 10, 2021
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Peace Duke

New title given to George Bush by the Latvians; posters with his face and "Welcome, Peace Duke!" were plastered all over the country during his recent visit.

"Peace Duke" sounds just like "PIZDHUK" in Slavic languages, which is an obscenity that translates roughly to:

-- Little Cunt
-- Cunt-Lapper
-- Cunt Dweller

Sounds, and implies, something like the English "Piss-ant" but much nastier!
by Loco Moco May 19, 2005
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kick the cat

To fuck. "A kick at the cat": a fuck. "Cat" from "pussy" and its furry nature, and "kick" probably because of the similarity of the thrusting action to violent kicks.
Dude, I'm so dyin' to kick the cat tonight!
by Loco Moco August 30, 2008
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PIMP

Northeast / Midwest? verb for "mock", "make someone look foolish" or "play a prank" - from '60s
"Let's pimp Jason by calling his squeeze and pretending to be docs from the VD Clinic!" (or) "I didn't read the assignment and the teacher pimped the shit out of me in class."
by Loco Moco October 19, 2004
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Dincaljincal

A foolish person often odd looking
I pronounce you king dincaljincal
by Loco moco November 24, 2016
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u-trou

How now, brown cow /
Wow! I see your u-trou.
by Loco Moco October 19, 2004
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Jan-ken-pon

Rock-paper-scissors game, usually pronounced "junk an' a po".
When playing jan-ken-pon: "Junk an' a PO! (show hand sign) I canna' SHOW! (show hand sign)" Or the long version "Junk an' a monk an' a socka socka PO! (show hand sign) Wailupe, Wailupe, bang bang JOE! (show hand sign)" No fair atomic bombs!
by Loco Moco December 28, 2005
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