bothom

Meaning 'bottom' but people use it to pretend to be posh.

I see you baby, shaking that bothom of yours...

by laura March 25, 2005

booblays

anotha word for boobs baps tats ,thought it sounded propa bo!

"Suck my booblays!"
"Come play with my booblays! theyre feeling lonely!"

by Laura September 18, 2004

arse fez

"oh crap"

oh arse fez!!!

by laura June 17, 2004

noodled

really stoned

We got so noodled last night!

by Laura May 26, 2004

snockered

to get wasted from the use of alcohol

dude we are going to get so snockered this weekend!

by Laura September 27, 2004

alpha chi obesa

Major fallacy. Clearly an embittered soul created such a term.

Definition is impossible.

by Laura April 13, 2005

mind wank

Basically having a wank in your mind..usually over someone sexy...(but doesn't have to be)...just taking the time to picture them in their sexiness.
Can be done by either gender...woo!

*Warning* May be accompanied by Homer Simpson-like drool noises

E.G 1.)
In HMV watching man perving over a poster of Avril Lavigne

Laura:Look at him having a mind wank over Avril
Liz:Eurgh

E.G 2.)
Liz and Laura(me)sitting down in Rackhams waiting for Laura C(not me) to try on some clothes

Laura:*insert name* is so fit isn't he?
Liz: Oh,I know yea! he would so get it!
Laura: He's just so gorgeous...I think i need a mind wank now!
Liz: Me too!

SILENCE FOR A FEW MOMENTS

Laura: Half naked Kylie on that T.V is putting me off..Dammit!!
Liz: You still having your mind wank?
Laura: Trying to.....Why?
Liz: Because i need a tissue!

*The above examples are purely fictional,as Laura and Liz are not this sad and do more interesting stuff in their free time*

by Laura December 20, 2003