The act of vomiting while also spraying diarrhea.
Launching your lunch while you paint the town brown.
Launching your lunch while you paint the town brown.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. July 07, 2023
a mindset which tends to despoil the moral integrity of women who engage in ass-shaking on a professional basis for an extended period.
Over time, exposure to the shake joint environment has a tendency to exacerbate latent neuroses in females, particularly those which negatively affect their interpersonal relationships with males. Primary indicators of stripper mentality include emotional disassociation, narcissism and drug addiction.
As the stripper mentality takes hold of their personalities, these women come to view men as mark-ass tricks, trick-ass marks, and straight up sucker motherfuckers of whom they might take advantage. The pleasure they derive from sexual relations is often diminished, as the female instead comes to view sex - or more often, the promise of sex - as a means to an end, with the ends most commonly being acquisition of currency, material goods, illicit psychoactive substances, or some combination thereof.
Over time, exposure to the shake joint environment has a tendency to exacerbate latent neuroses in females, particularly those which negatively affect their interpersonal relationships with males. Primary indicators of stripper mentality include emotional disassociation, narcissism and drug addiction.
As the stripper mentality takes hold of their personalities, these women come to view men as mark-ass tricks, trick-ass marks, and straight up sucker motherfuckers of whom they might take advantage. The pleasure they derive from sexual relations is often diminished, as the female instead comes to view sex - or more often, the promise of sex - as a means to an end, with the ends most commonly being acquisition of currency, material goods, illicit psychoactive substances, or some combination thereof.
My girlfriend just started stripping and she's making great money, but I'm worried that she might eventually fall prey to the stripper mentality. I've already closed our joint bank account just to be safe.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. February 07, 2012
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. August 28, 2013
This term refers to a gratuitous back-handed pop in the testicles, as delivered by Ashley Schaeffer to Kenny Powers in the HBO series Eastbound and Down.
It is ordinarily considered bad form to give an ashley schaeffer under most circumstances, however, this rule tends to loosen when excessive amounts of alcohol are added to the equation. It is often hypothesized that male drinking buddies who regularly execute the ashley schaeffer may suffer from unrequited homosexual desires. Either that, or they just have a really sadistic sense of humor. Either way, the ashley schaeffer is rarely funny to the recipient.
It is ordinarily considered bad form to give an ashley schaeffer under most circumstances, however, this rule tends to loosen when excessive amounts of alcohol are added to the equation. It is often hypothesized that male drinking buddies who regularly execute the ashley schaeffer may suffer from unrequited homosexual desires. Either that, or they just have a really sadistic sense of humor. Either way, the ashley schaeffer is rarely funny to the recipient.
The church pastor failed to see the humor in my quick and ruthless delivery of an ashley schaeffer to his holy ballsack. Maybe I should have waited until the sermon was over.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. July 23, 2009
The lesbian daughter of former US vice president Dick Cheney. Mary Cheney and her life partner, Heather Poe, have two children, Dr. Quinn and Medicine Woman, both of whom are the result of a lesbian miracle. Ms. Cheney revealed in a recent interview that her children's names were inspired by a line of dialogue spoken by fictional race car driver Ricky Bobby in Ms. Cheney's favorite film, Talladega Nights.
Noted gay columnist Dan Savage has publicly referred to Ms. Cheney as a "useless dyke" due to her active involvement with the Bush Administration and the half-assed stand she has taken for gay rights. Mary Cheney responded to Savage's remark with a thinly-veiled threat to have her dark lord father send him to Guantanamo Bay, presumably to be tortured and held indefinitely without charges, as is customary in the post-9/11 police state formerly known as the United States of America.
Noted gay columnist Dan Savage has publicly referred to Ms. Cheney as a "useless dyke" due to her active involvement with the Bush Administration and the half-assed stand she has taken for gay rights. Mary Cheney responded to Savage's remark with a thinly-veiled threat to have her dark lord father send him to Guantanamo Bay, presumably to be tortured and held indefinitely without charges, as is customary in the post-9/11 police state formerly known as the United States of America.
Mary Cheney was the director of vice presidential operations for the Bush-Cheney 2004 Presidential re-election campaign, which is rather ironic considering the fact that the Bush Administration's official policy on gays and lesbians is that they "should all shut the hell up and stop being all gay and stuff"*.
*quote by former Attorney General John Ashcroft, 2004
*quote by former Attorney General John Ashcroft, 2004
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. January 03, 2012
having gone beyond the first piss while consuming alcohol or some other beverage which has a diuretic effect. Once the seal has been broken, frequent visits to the bathroom will usually be forthcoming.
Wino #1:
"hey, what happened to you at Dangus' party the other night? I thought you were gonna stay and chill with us!"
Wino #2:
"Yeah that WAS the plan, but some asshat got me locked into a full-on hostage crisis and I started swigging on some drank. After a while I had to take a leak, but you know how that shit just keeps coming once you start, so I resisted. Well once the purple stuff was cashed, I did a few kegstands and rolled up into the john to take a monster whiz, but someone was passed out on the throne so I broke the seal in the bathtub.
After that, I had to see what kind of fucktardation was going down at my homeboy's sketch pad. As I might have guessed, they were licking psychedelic toads, dealing laser-guided tridents and pimping gay male midget prostitutes...awesome! But yeah, I must have pissed like 90 more times...because I broke the seal. Is that explanatory and redundant enough for you?!? Jesus, I need a drank!
"hey, what happened to you at Dangus' party the other night? I thought you were gonna stay and chill with us!"
Wino #2:
"Yeah that WAS the plan, but some asshat got me locked into a full-on hostage crisis and I started swigging on some drank. After a while I had to take a leak, but you know how that shit just keeps coming once you start, so I resisted. Well once the purple stuff was cashed, I did a few kegstands and rolled up into the john to take a monster whiz, but someone was passed out on the throne so I broke the seal in the bathtub.
After that, I had to see what kind of fucktardation was going down at my homeboy's sketch pad. As I might have guessed, they were licking psychedelic toads, dealing laser-guided tridents and pimping gay male midget prostitutes...awesome! But yeah, I must have pissed like 90 more times...because I broke the seal. Is that explanatory and redundant enough for you?!? Jesus, I need a drank!
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. June 12, 2008
The opposite of gaslighting.
Instead of a malevolent person trying to convince someone that their valid perspective is irrational,
an irrational person tries to accuse an innocent person of malevolence.
Instead of a malevolent person trying to convince someone that their valid perspective is irrational,
an irrational person tries to accuse an innocent person of malevolence.
I've never cheated on my partner and never would,
but she keeps insisting there's something bad going on.
I cannot stop her from lightgassing me.
but she keeps insisting there's something bad going on.
I cannot stop her from lightgassing me.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. February 13, 2025