An awkward way to say 'killed' without saying it.
Spawned by self-censoring people on social media sites
who do not wish to face bot-consequences for using such a terrible word.
Spawned by self-censoring people on social media sites
who do not wish to face bot-consequences for using such a terrible word.
They say Jeffrey Epstein unalived himself, but let's be real for a minute.
12,300 children were killed in Gaza between October 2023 and February 2024,
but rather than stop a genocide,
we must police language and say that these kids were 'unalived'.
12,300 children were killed in Gaza between October 2023 and February 2024,
but rather than stop a genocide,
we must police language and say that these kids were 'unalived'.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. June 05, 2024
Get the unalivedmug. A bot which appears to have originated in the former Soviet Union.
This term can also be used more generally to describe a bot that defies one's efforts to identify its place of origin.
This term can also be used more generally to describe a bot that defies one's efforts to identify its place of origin.
Got another friend request from a Russian Roomba today.
Legend has it the ZuccBot 9000 gives birth to them from his own anus.
Legend has it the ZuccBot 9000 gives birth to them from his own anus.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. November 13, 2019
Get the Russian Roombamug. The act of defecation.
Other terms which express this action include raise a stink and paint the town brown.
Other terms which express this action include raise a stink and paint the town brown.
person 1: I really need to get in the bathroom.
person 2: Just go whiz behind the house, nobody'll see you.
person 1: But I gotta free James Brown!
person 2: wanna borrow my mom's Holy Bible to wipe with? The pages are surprisingly soft.
person 1: ok that sounds cool, but how come YOU get to be person 2? I'm the one dropping the deuce!
person 2: Look bro, I'm just a fictional character in a hypothetical conversation which was contrived for the purposes of illustration. Go ask hecktor dangus.
person 2: Just go whiz behind the house, nobody'll see you.
person 1: But I gotta free James Brown!
person 2: wanna borrow my mom's Holy Bible to wipe with? The pages are surprisingly soft.
person 1: ok that sounds cool, but how come YOU get to be person 2? I'm the one dropping the deuce!
person 2: Look bro, I'm just a fictional character in a hypothetical conversation which was contrived for the purposes of illustration. Go ask hecktor dangus.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. November 07, 2010
Get the free James Brownmug. Making the critical mistake of letting the internet decide things.
Back story:
Boaty McBoatface (also known as Boaty) is the British lead boat in a fleet of three robotic lithium battery–powered autonomous underwater vehicles (AUVs) of the Autosub Long Range (ALR) class. Launched in 2017 and carried on board the polar scientific research vessel RRS Sir David Attenborough, she is a focal point of the Polar Explorer Programme of the UK Government.
The name Boaty McBoatface was originally proposed in a March 2016 #NameOurShip online poll to name the £200 million polar scientific research ship being constructed in the Cammell Laird shipyard in Birkenhead for the United Kingdom's Natural Environment Research Council (NERC).2 BBC Radio Jersey presenter James Hand coined the humorous suggestion Boaty McBoatface for the poll, and the name quickly became the most popular choice by far, with 33% of the vote to 11% for the second choice. The name was described as a homage to Hooty McOwlface, an owl named through an "Adopt-a-Bird" programme in 2012 that became popular on the Internet.
Back story:
Boaty McBoatface (also known as Boaty) is the British lead boat in a fleet of three robotic lithium battery–powered autonomous underwater vehicles (AUVs) of the Autosub Long Range (ALR) class. Launched in 2017 and carried on board the polar scientific research vessel RRS Sir David Attenborough, she is a focal point of the Polar Explorer Programme of the UK Government.
The name Boaty McBoatface was originally proposed in a March 2016 #NameOurShip online poll to name the £200 million polar scientific research ship being constructed in the Cammell Laird shipyard in Birkenhead for the United Kingdom's Natural Environment Research Council (NERC).2 BBC Radio Jersey presenter James Hand coined the humorous suggestion Boaty McBoatface for the poll, and the name quickly became the most popular choice by far, with 33% of the vote to 11% for the second choice. The name was described as a homage to Hooty McOwlface, an owl named through an "Adopt-a-Bird" programme in 2012 that became popular on the Internet.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. May 12, 2024
Get the McBoatfacingmug. An accidental homicide which is the result of a particularly ridiculous blunder. A murderp can be easily distinguished from an ordinary case of murder or manslaughter by the level of unmitigated buffoonery which brings it to fruition.
Just as the hostage was about to be released, a trigger-happy police sniper fired at the kidnapper but instead hit the hostage, killing her instantly. Soon afterward, the officer was brought up on charges of second degree merderp.
If your keep allowing your toddler to carry baby ducks around by their necks, I fear a murderp will soon be taking place.
After wrecking his parents' car because he liked to drive while huffing solvent fumes, young George W. Bush knew he had to make up a good cover story. His parents would have been furious if they found out the car had actually been murderped.
If your keep allowing your toddler to carry baby ducks around by their necks, I fear a murderp will soon be taking place.
After wrecking his parents' car because he liked to drive while huffing solvent fumes, young George W. Bush knew he had to make up a good cover story. His parents would have been furious if they found out the car had actually been murderped.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. January 24, 2011
Get the murderpmug. An incident which involves multiple frapists attacking a single Facebook account simultaneously. Gang frapes most notoriously occur when a 4chan user posts an announcement on /b/ that they have hacked the Facebook account of some person (most often a female) for whom they feel some form of displeasure.
The person posting will also encourage other users to join in on the attack, which inevitably leads to n00bs with un-stealthy tactics ruining the lulz for everyone by making it too obvious to casual observers what is actually happening. This is why gang frapes are innately fraught with fail.
A proper frape is carried out by an individual rather than a group, so that a more surgical (and therefore lulzy) strike can take place.
The person posting will also encourage other users to join in on the attack, which inevitably leads to n00bs with un-stealthy tactics ruining the lulz for everyone by making it too obvious to casual observers what is actually happening. This is why gang frapes are innately fraught with fail.
A proper frape is carried out by an individual rather than a group, so that a more surgical (and therefore lulzy) strike can take place.
My mom announced on her FB that she was thinking about becoming a back ally abortionist in her spare time, but when I saw all the comments telling her to do it faggot, I realized that a gang frape was taking place
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. December 04, 2010
Get the gang frapemug. The practice of mixing odd flavors in the mouth simultaneously. Some examples of multitasting include eating a piece of citrus fruit too soon after brushing one's teeth, taking a hit off a beer while also chewing gum, or sucking on a breath mint while eating a wasabi-laden sushi roll.
While it is most often a manifestation of absent-mindedness, multitasting has also been deliberately practiced by people who 'just don't give a fuck.' These brave intentional multitasters have inspired humanity for generations innumerable. Kneel before Zod!
While it is most often a manifestation of absent-mindedness, multitasting has also been deliberately practiced by people who 'just don't give a fuck.' These brave intentional multitasters have inspired humanity for generations innumerable. Kneel before Zod!
Did you see that chick? She just popped a piece of gum in her mouth, chewed it like three times, and then downed half a diet soda. And now...I think...yes!...she's back to chewing the gum! What is this fucktardation?
That's called multitasting, and it is rather odd. But did you know that both the chewing gum and the soda contain a chemical poison called aspartame, which should never have been approved by the FDA?
No, do tell!
Well, it just so happens that Aspartame was passed despite FDA scientists' disapproval by none other than douche nozzle extraordinaire, Donald Rumsfeld.
According to a G.D. Searle's salesperson, Patty WoodAllott, Donald Rumsfeld stated "he would call in all his markers and that no matter what, he would see to it that aspartame be approved this year."
An interview with consumer attorney Jim Turner revealed how Donald Rumsfeld "called in his markers" as part of Reagan's transition team in 1981. This is why G.D. Searle felt compelled to reapply for aspartame's approval one day after Reagan's inauguration.
This is despite rejection of aspartame over brain tumors.
What a bunch of sweethearts, huh? I wish asshats Rumsfeld and that stupid band 311 would all go die in a fire.
That's called multitasting, and it is rather odd. But did you know that both the chewing gum and the soda contain a chemical poison called aspartame, which should never have been approved by the FDA?
No, do tell!
Well, it just so happens that Aspartame was passed despite FDA scientists' disapproval by none other than douche nozzle extraordinaire, Donald Rumsfeld.
According to a G.D. Searle's salesperson, Patty WoodAllott, Donald Rumsfeld stated "he would call in all his markers and that no matter what, he would see to it that aspartame be approved this year."
An interview with consumer attorney Jim Turner revealed how Donald Rumsfeld "called in his markers" as part of Reagan's transition team in 1981. This is why G.D. Searle felt compelled to reapply for aspartame's approval one day after Reagan's inauguration.
This is despite rejection of aspartame over brain tumors.
What a bunch of sweethearts, huh? I wish asshats Rumsfeld and that stupid band 311 would all go die in a fire.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. May 22, 2010
Get the multitastingmug.