Kyle 's definitions

Jimi Hendrix

The most amazing guitarist ever. He's one of those musicians you wish you could be as good as, but you never ever will.

Nobody is a better guitarist than Hendrix. Not even Eric Clapton

by Kyle February 26, 2005

hook-up

to become boyfriend and girlfriend.

So, Tina...you wanna hook-up?

by kyle January 29, 2004

Jude Law

Great British actor who nails every performance down. Like Johnny Depp, he's a terrific actor who's attracting too many idiot, MTV-influenced girls who only like him only for his looks rather than talent.

His well-known movies/performances are; The Talented Mr. Ripley, Road to Perdition, Closer, eXisTenz, Cold Mountain, A.I. etc.

Jude Law is a great actor. I maybe a heterosexual male, but I ain't gonna lie, he's a handsome bastard!

by Kyle March 22, 2005

squaty nacho

When you tit fuck a girl backwards (i.e. sitting on her face) and fart in her face.

"Dude, I was tit fuckin' a chick backwards last night and I blew a fart in her face! Squaty Nacho style."

by Kyle February 10, 2005

friction burn

what happens when you beat off too much too fast not using lubricant...

Girl: why is ur penis all red and brusied?
boy: thats friction burn baby!

by Kyle May 13, 2005

sit down zbz

To be owned in only the greatest of ways.

Oh,did you just take a hot load to the face? Sit down zbz.

by kyle July 10, 2004

pine

Sitting on the sideline (bench) during a sporting event, but a member of the team.

What's up? Coach got you ridin' the pine?

by Kyle January 7, 2004