eli manning

Opposite of Pat Tillman; self centered, spoiled. Whereas Pat Tillman asked "What can I do for my country?" Eli Manning asks "What can you do for me?" More specifically, Eli Manning asks Daddy to ask you what you can do for Eli.

Pronoun: Better not spoil your son or he'll end up like Eli Manning!

Verb: I'm going to Eli Manning my boss today. Either he obeys my Daddy's orders and gives me a raise or my Daddy will get me another job.

by kyle May 12, 2004

tootsie hook

A synonym of the stinky pinky the tootsie hook is the act of fingering your sexual partner in the ass with one's pinky. A distant cousin of the finger blast, the tootsie hook works best on people with really tight assholes.

"That ass is so tight, I just wanna give it the tootsie hook."
"Before I anally penetrate, I like to start off with a really good tootsie hook."

by Kyle January 19, 2005

cockballs

someone with a penis so small it seems like there cock and balls are one object.

Fuck you and your cockballs.

by kyle February 02, 2004

slamhog

even worse than a slampig.

hun after sleeping with 10 of my friend u are upgranded from a slmpig to a slamhog.

by Kyle May 17, 2003

Bananatime

A special time between man and banana where temporary bliss is reached by way of consumption of the said banana. (....... stop thinking that dirty thought, pervert.)

Hold all my calls! It's bananatime!
OR:
Enjoy the refreshing taste of a cool, clean, and refreshing bananatime!
OR:
(To be used in place of hammertime.)

by Kyle October 31, 2003

QFC

Quality Food Centers. A Kroger-owned grocery store located in the Oregon and Washington area.

I work at QFC and despise it. I need to find a new job, dammit!

by Kyle January 30, 2005

chouch

An expression used when one farts

"Oh man i gotta Chouch!"

by Kyle September 25, 2004