by Kyle May 17, 2003
To shit and barf simultaneously. Usually done when something foul is ingested or when one has the flu and diharrea at the same time.
Oh shit! I just sharfed everywhere!
It smells like sharf in here!
Who the fuck sharfed in my bathroom!?
If you don't shut up im going to sharf in your bed and cover it up so you crawl in it and sharf in response.
It smells like sharf in here!
Who the fuck sharfed in my bathroom!?
If you don't shut up im going to sharf in your bed and cover it up so you crawl in it and sharf in response.
by Kyle October 14, 2004
Bill Gates is a sarcaster.
by Kyle October 18, 2004
im chillaxin in my cardboard box
by kyle February 15, 2004
Wally: I'm pleased to report another stellar week of accomplishments!! I moved more than 800,000 bits of data to a disaster recovery back-up facility!
Dilbert: Did you just take credit for copying a file to a diskette?
Wally: It was my resume.
Dilbert: Did you just take credit for copying a file to a diskette?
Wally: It was my resume.
by Kyle April 14, 2003