Muffin

The most godly kind of baked good in the entire universe. Comes in many different flavors: lemon, blueberry, chocolate chip, apricot, banana, bran, fetus, raisin, cinnamon, oatmeal, and many more!
innocent bystander: "Dag, yo, I needs me a muffin."
muffin man: "Gee, I gotz da best muffinz eva. Gimme money."
by Kitty September 30, 2005
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Klonopin

make you feel very relaxed. Best when mixed with alcohol.
Let's buy some Klonopins & drink this wine & get tore up.
by Kitty January 26, 2005
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jerk alert

Something you can say whenever someone you disapprove of walks in the room. So basically it will be said often and repeatedly. Can also be used for someone that you see on T.V., or in a magazine etc...
Whenever George 'dubaya' Bush is on T.V. I say Jerk Alert and everyone laughs.
by kitty April 08, 2005
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lindsay lohan

A redhead who, like Hilary Duff, is a teen actress who thinks she's cool but really isn't. She also has a large chest and it's rumored that she had plastic surgery to get them. Hilary started a spat with her to get media attention, but it turns out that Aaron Carter was cheating on both of them, so they really should have been mad at him, but they weren't because they're both idiots.
I think Lindsay and Hilary Duff should stop singing and acting and save us all some trouble.
by Kitty April 24, 2005
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brisvegas

Affectionate but irritating term used for the city of Brisbane.
According to The Age: 'A staffer from Brisbane's Time Off magazine reckons it was coined as a result of an Elvis tribute CD it put out in 1994.'As do I. The term never existed before this, but within a few years was adopted idiotically by Brisbane yuppies, who had no idea of said indie CD compilation that coined the term. Another example of indie culture seeping into the mainstream, and its origins being forgotten.
Brisvegas rocks! Let's go to Friday's!
by kitty November 27, 2003
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cheese'n

to smile so large to apoint that it is unhealthy .... most often seen in school pictures
that bitch was cheese'n in that picture
by kitty February 18, 2003
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Drone Xenomorph (DX)

DX has a nice package.
by Kitty February 28, 2005
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