Kitty's definitions

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A web log (see blog) that is...

1) used to record pointless and retarded things that happen every single day
2) used to record the places an emo 12-year-old cuts himself
3) mostly full of utter crap nobody wants to know
4) overrated
5) something that everyone seems to have

Every other definition has exellent examples. XD

by Kitty April 24, 2005

marshmellow

it's not marshmallow, it's marshmellow damn it, david.

marshmellow ^_^

by kitty April 2, 2004

cheese'n

to smile so large to apoint that it is unhealthy .... most often seen in school pictures

that bitch was cheese'n in that picture

by kitty February 17, 2003

Muffin

The most godly kind of baked good in the entire universe. Comes in many different flavors: lemon, blueberry, chocolate chip, apricot, banana, bran, fetus, raisin, cinnamon, oatmeal, and many more!

innocent bystander: "Dag, yo, I needs me a muffin."
muffin man: "Gee, I gotz da best muffinz eva. Gimme money."

by Kitty October 5, 2005

obsitwangular

the precise feeling of being dipped in boiling hot marmite

argh!!! someone's dipped me in boiling hot marmite...i feel most obsitwangular

by Kitty September 22, 2004

dildo

dil·do also dil·doe (dld)
n. pl. dil·dos, also dil·does

1. An object having the shape and often the appearance of an erect penis, used in sexual stimulation.

2. Can also be used to describe an awesome relationship with someone, or anything thats positive in nature.

1. My boyfriend is away on vacation so I'll be sure to get some good use out of my dildo.

2. Amie is my dildo, muic is my dildo.

by Kitty April 19, 2004

Bitch Fit

When a chick goes crazy and mad.

i had a BF juss now!!!

by Kitty October 31, 2004