pop 'n' fresh

Defines a well-rounded (litterally) individual, who is significantly crap at artwork.

When was the last time you gave greg a poke?

Mini-Greg

by Kevin December 05, 2003

fagnut

a huge faggot who likes anal plugs in him and thinks about giving bj's all day, the act of busting a nut while playing with other men.

OMG tod is such a fagnut, he was playing football and busted a nut!

by kevin April 21, 2005

dogballs

An expression of supreme frustration and/or ridicule with a situation, or person that is unaware of their total ineptitude.

This term may be masked, for greater hilarity to those parties aware of the dig, with a reference to your friend "Doug Balz."

"You should come to this party tonight--I think it will be cool."

"dogballs to that."

or

"Do you mind if I invite my friend Doug Balz?"

by Kevin December 15, 2003

flub

A slang term for "FAT".

Man, Brain sure has a lot of flub!

by Kevin July 28, 2003

stafoo

v. to "shut the fuck up," an acronym known as stfu.

1. tell that fucking teacher to stafoo.

by Kevin January 12, 2004

FABS

Fine Ass Beebe Shizzle

I conversated with FABS today. We had a Dilly Bar.

by Kevin January 21, 2005

texes

Also known as the long horn state, and doubling for garneshments due to the government anually.

Damn Billy Bob! These here texes are goin up evry' year! Wanna go to texes?

by kevin March 25, 2004