Kevin's definitions

Bowneacide

When one attempts to jerk off soon after a prior release without giving the proper amount of down time.

Kevin was watching that favorite scene from that porn again when he committed boneacide.

by Kevin April 25, 2003

fuzzle butt

having an extreamly hairy ass. To the extent that you can not even sit down.

Oh crap I need to shave, I got massive fuzzle butt!

by Kevin April 14, 2003

shitzuh

brittany lane's breed of dog

brittany has 7 shitzuhs left

by kevin March 27, 2003

shlep

noun.

A person who is incapable of performing even the most basic of tasks.

"Don't ask Joe for directions. He is a total shlep and will fuck it all to hell."

by kevin December 16, 2003

Big Country Breakfast

1. a breakfast item offered at Hardees which is loaded with fat, calories, and cholesterol.

2. a heart attack waiting to happen.

Dean order a Big Country Breakfast and later died of a heart attack.

by Kevin July 26, 2004

circusprovo

buffoon, day dreamer, one who had delusions of grandeur

dont believe anything that chap says he is a circusprovo

by Kevin October 9, 2003

going kucich

v. staying in your room and making minimal human contact until January for some trivial thing; getting overly upset about a trivial thing; self-mutilation or suicide

John went kucich after his girlfriend said she would love to hump Ben Affleck

by Kevin October 25, 2004