salty

the feeling after you do something stupid, that if you didnt have such big ego, your wouldnt of done
When the girl was trying to be funny, she anounced the inside joke to the class, to which she got no laughter. She then felt salty.
by Kevin April 04, 2004
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a perfect change

Three quarters, two dimes, two nickels, and five pennies. Something people carry when they want to get rid of their change.

"Perfect change" is what you give a casier so you don't get change back. "A perfect change" is the combination of coins you might carry so you can give perfect change.
Cashier: The total comes to $6.68
Customer: *gives her a five, a one, two quarters, a dime, a nickel, and three pennies.
Cashier: Your change comes to...um...nothing.

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Man, I've got a lot of coins. I should probably make a perfect change.
by Kevin February 18, 2009
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Foot to Ass

The extreme moment of a major ass kicking; and or, a threating slang to warn him, that your foot, will be kicking his ass.
" You fucking idiot, Foot to Ass my frenid if it happens agian."
by Kevin February 13, 2003
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pebbled

the slightly-disappointing feeling of smoking way to much weed, and therefore rendering yourself totally sober.
Ollie: (with eyes half-way closed) Man, im so stoned...you good?

Rylie: naw man, fucking pebbled.
by kevin August 26, 2003
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The pile driver

Sexual position when the woman is leaned on her bed to as where her shoulders are the only thing on the bed, the male can either sit on her or stand up and vertically penetrate the woman's anus or vagina many times.
by kevin February 09, 2005
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Tits

The two bouncy round objects on a woman's chest.
Holy, those TITS are HUGE!!
by Kevin April 11, 2003
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dallas green

guitar player/ backup singer for Alexisonfire. known for his emotional heartbreaking lyrics.
As Dallas Green once said :"sorry i didnt hear you, i was busy dying in the corner, those last three words destroyed ever inch of me yet you keep speaking."
by kevin July 29, 2004
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