Kevin's definitions

coonass

The dumbass LSU fans.

I beat up some coonass at last year's game at that hole called Tiger Stadium.

by Kevin July 26, 2004

k5

Fullsize chevrolet SUV truck, debated whether it is in fact an SUV or a truck seeing as how the it is convertible as well as a 4x4. Came with 350s 400s and rarely a 454. Later on the blazer would become the s10 blazer, a nonfullsize pickup non convertible as the fullsize became tahoe after 1995.

Kevin's blazer is worthy offroad and onroad.

by Kevin January 26, 2005

gravy ladle

noun: a woman/man is in the doggie style position durring sex, when at climax male on top ejaculates in to his own hand and wipes semen into partners mouth.

I saw doin' it to her from behind and gave her the gravy ladle!

by kevin December 3, 2006

uh-uh

A way of describing "getting action" from a girl.

"Can I get a little uh-uh"

by Kevin January 18, 2004

Skip Bayless

1. AKA the Cobra
2. Author of three best sellers
3. A poor mans Jim Rome

Skip Bayless is loved by few, hated by many.

by Kevin May 1, 2006

forum doctor

1.Someone who likes to use big words on forum posts hoping to appear smarter than they probably are.

2.Someone who is smart and wants EVERYBODY to know it so they use every big word they can think of even when not needed.

post by bob:
I think Vida Guerra is hotter than Keyra

reply from tool:
You're spurious bob. Vida is lucidly less winsome.

reply from bob:
... huh?

reply from ted:
looks like we have another forum doctor... sigh. 0/10.

by Kevin June 19, 2006

Dinkleburg (or Dinkleberg)

The Turner's next-door neighboors and Mr. Turner's arch nemesis on Fairly Odd Parents. Has a pool and a perfectly kept garden. Somewhat concieded and something of a materialist. His wife looks exactly like himself, only with different hair and a high-pitched voice.

The judges are judging and the Dinkleburgs are Dinkleburging!

by Kevin July 25, 2004