Kevin's definitions

Shaonme

Shaonme is short for "Shine on Me." This is derived from someone who just lit it up in their sport/activity and wants everyone to pay close attention to them and to get out of the sunlight or moon light so it can Shine on them. Cuz they're the shit

After scoring a sick goal in soccer Cool guy runs over to the sideline and says yo Shaonme nigga. and the other team cries cuz they know he's the shit and there is nothing they can do about it

by Kevin May 1, 2006

poopdink

what a gay man ends up with after having penetrated another man in the bunghole

chuck fucked roger in the ass, now he has a poopdink

by kevin December 22, 2004

bitch wipe

1. an insult that is a combination of bitch and asswipe.

2. a wetnap/wash cloth/baby wipe that you clean your bitch with.

George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are perfect examples of what a bitch wipe is.

by Kevin July 27, 2004

franky

the reason why he smiles everyday is because he keeps on shovn his pin up his dad's ass all morning and nite
he thinks that he is sexy with that red spiked hair yet is a bloody fuckin ugly homo poof

look at that ugly ragedy homo poof of franky vong

by kevin December 12, 2004

poofinger

the finger of choice, usually used by a man, to scratch his other end. causing the finger to sometimes become stained and/or smelly. thus the term poofinger

the customer counted his change with his brown stained poofinger.

my god you hand stinks like ass, did you wash your poofinger today?

by kevin December 22, 2004

Comedy Mixers

House double normally Vodka and then the buyers choice of a "comedy Mixer" such as a Blue Wicked. 1x bottle for 3 to 4 mixers.

A group of pricks that want to get wankered as quick as possible "Ankle Grapper" Bailey's with Tequilla.

by Kevin October 28, 2003

professional

any type of oral sex. Derived from what "a professional" has: a job.

Girls not only give professionals, but women do to. And if you don't give your man a professional, he'll find someone who will.

by Kevin May 13, 2004