Smalls Disease

A person that masterbates 21 or more times a week. A person with smalls disease is usually over 6 feet tall and have the first name brendan, once you have this disease there is no turning back. Symptoms include; small dick, increase in height, and red har. If symptoms occur seek help immediately
Brendan i didn't know you had smalls disease, that is sick, go away.
by Kevin February 10, 2005
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bizzy

Paul smoked a bizzy with K and J
by Kevin September 07, 2004
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eat a bag

the ultimate insult. origin extends from the command to "eat a bag of dicks," which means to consume a bag full of male genitalia. usually considered vulgar.
"Dude, yankees suck! Why don't you go crawl back inside your mother 'til you're done cookin'."

"Eat a bag, man. eat a bag."
by kevin April 13, 2005
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republican

an individual who is willing to sacrifice themlives of other people's children so long as his children are not at risk.
one who would have his country revert back to the 19th century if he could find any way to make it happen.
an individual who is willing to lie to the whole world in order to coax them into war.
a total assclown. see also George W. Bush
i can't believe George told the whole world that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction, and now, thousands of deaths later there aren't any.
by kevin December 28, 2004
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zoctagon

A theoretical shape with zero sides and zero angles.
Aww man, you're as dead as a zoctagon!
by Kevin November 23, 2003
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thubada

n. fecal matter.
also used in the context of the slang term of shit.
That was way too much food! I'm gonna thubada like a madman tonight.

Oh, THUBADA! What the hell is this?!

Yeah, Joseph is a big pile of thubada.
by Kevin February 05, 2004
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Asshole parking

To take up two parking spaces with one vehicle, where one would have sufficed.
Can you asshole park for me so that when I come back later I can fit my car next to yours.
by Kevin October 11, 2003
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