Definitions by Kevin

orc chasm 

A deep pit. On the other side is the best feeling in the world, though it's very temporary.

After screwing some knob goblins and drinking Horizontal Tango, I thought I was going to orc chasm.

orc chasm by Kevin July 20, 2008

carnal knowledge 

The euphamish the federal government uses for sex. Doesn't make sense unless you know what "carnal knowledge" is. Otherwise it seems like the government is defining rape as knowing something about females.

"Rape is the carnal knowledge of a female forcibly and against her will."

carnal knowledge by Kevin July 14, 2008

o.e 

One eye open, the other half shut. Used online as to show surprise or to convay you think something is strange. Similar in meaning to o.O.

Person one: Don't bring any grenades to work
Person two: o.e

o.e by Kevin June 26, 2008

Masturshit 

Masturbating while sitting on the toilet taking a shit to save time.

I had to leave the house in 15 minutes so i masturshitted and killed two birds with one stone.

Masturshit by Kevin March 20, 2008

omghai2u 

A popular and short way to greet someone on the internet.

"hey dude!"

"omghai2u!"

omghai2u by Kevin March 15, 2008

light it up like a christmas tree 

Phrase commonly used in the military for blowing the hell out of an enemy position. Plenty of bombs, missles, bullets etc.

They need to go into North Korea and light it up like a christmas tree.

light it up like a christmas tree by Kevin February 12, 2007

poop

Shit that comes out of the ass.

hey dont poop on me!
Ok ill stop pooping on you.

poop by kevin January 13, 2007