Kevin's definitions

life with bonnie

The worst show on TV in the last 20 years. It was unfunny and absolute garbage TV.

I am glad Life with Bonnie was cancelled.

by Kevin July 25, 2004

raisin

a stupid dried up grape.

he put raisins in his penis for fun

by kevin December 22, 2004

deftist

Kevinistic; Loving all that is. All that exists, no matter the persuasion.

I have become quite deftist in my actions lately when regarding the court guests.

by Kevin June 11, 2006

operation iraqi liberation

a deceptive and official sounding word created by George W. Bush to cover up the fact that he just wants to finish what daddy started. YEEEEHAWWW, CALL DADDY, WE'RE GOIN' BACK TO THE DESERT just didn't sound as good. i wonder if the president would be as excited about the project if his daughters were over there waiting to get killed.

we can't tell the people the truth about this war, let'smake up something that sounds official...hmmmmmmmm, how'bout operation iraqi liberation.

by kevin December 28, 2004

iPox

A contagious "disease" in which someone, normally an unsuspecting bystander, is struck with the relentless urge to buy an iPod.

My sister just bought an iPod, she's caught the iPox!

by kevin December 26, 2005

qq

Crying
-a response to something that makes you cry

Shaniqua: You're stupid
Bob: qq

by Kevin December 22, 2003

IHOP

See International House of Pancakes.

I've starving. Wanna bounce to IHOP?

by Kevin January 29, 2003