pseudohigh

the high that you get without actually doing the drugs, but just from being around the people who do; usually just from breathing in second hand smoke

At the concert last night, there were so many potheads that even though I wasn't smoking, I got pseudohigh.

by Kate April 09, 2005

audrey hepburn

the epitome of class and style; could wear heels like nobody's business; UNICEF ambassador

Audrey Hepburn says, "Quell night!"

by Kate April 07, 2004

spaghetti western

a low-budget western film made by a european, especially an italian, film company.

"i'm bored... let's go see a spaghetti western!!"

by kate April 18, 2004

Shakespeare

Renaissance playwright who has been ruined by English teachers and academics who insist on over-analyzing his plays and sonnets.

Shakespeare wrote Hamlet to be ENJOYED not ripped apart in Lit class until it has no more meaning.

by kate November 22, 2004

university of texas

1) school of higher education in austin
2) home to some of the best sports programs in the nation, great music, and diversity
3) we're texas!

1) i wish i was cool enough to go to the university of texas.
2) the university of texas is better than texas a&m.

by kate March 27, 2005

mard-arse

A person that relishes in expressing his/her discomfort vocally (or whinges) at all times.

"Quit being such a mard-arse" (quit your whining)

by Kate November 30, 2003

Price chopper

a place where every evil old person in the world goes to mingle and ruin the lives of young adults trying to live off of minimum wage.

"hank, i need to go to Price chopper to get my prune juice and saltines.

by kate December 25, 2004