@ Josh's definitions

Absent

The state of not being where you are supposed to be.

Yo cracka, that bitch is absent because she's workin' the streets.

by Josh July 16, 2004

lmb

acronym for lick my balls

you can lmb while i tea bag you

by josh August 7, 2003

fruit-basket

a flamboyantly gay homo

"that hairstylist kook was a flaming fruitbasket!"

by JOSH November 12, 2003

You're killing me

1) Used in reference to being let down by an individual or to an individual who is not doing their share of the work, ie: slacking off

2) A phrase uttered often by Best Buy store manager Abbas Sharr to his employees

3) A phrase uttered by Abbas Sharr that his employees believed he picked up from watching "The Sandlot" too much.

1) You didn't do your half of the class project? You're killing me here.

2) Abbas: How did that last sale go, did you get them to buy the service plan?
Employee: No, they didn't want the service plan.
Abbas: Damn, you're killing me.

3) You're killing me Smalls!

by Josh May 7, 2003

flotch

See felch

I flotched your Mom last night.
9 out of 10 dentists recommend you flotch every day.

by Josh February 11, 2003

Salty Mongoose

When a man ejaculates on a girls face, then smacks her face with his member a few times, like a striking mongoose.

Related to the salty pirate.

I was banging Melissa last nite, and I gave her a salty mongoose, all Riki Tiki Tavi-style.

by Josh April 13, 2004

bane

A crucial hardcore band. Their ablums include: Holding This Moment, It All Come Down To This, and Give Blood. A new album will probably hit the music world in 2005.

"Dude, did you go to posi-fest?"
"Nah bro, was it sweet?"
"Fuck yeah man, Comeback Kid, Bane and Champion were there!"

by Josh December 11, 2004