Josh's definitions

chocolate soldier

chocolate drink similar to Yohoo!

I just drank a chocolate soldier.

by JOSH April 5, 2005

UVA

the state university in Virginia that doesn't require one to have intercourse with cattle to earn a degree.

Wow you went to UVA?

Yup, and my cows thank me.

by Josh August 3, 2004

Mustang

A great American sports car. All though not all variants are great, still has more power than a Civic or Accord. Lets face it, if you need spray to get you up to 80, you don't need to race.

Come on... Roush, Saleen, Shelby, nobody can beat those name affiliations.

by Josh June 19, 2003

monte

A person who resembles a caveman in any way, shape, or form.

Peter: Oh man!!! This 7 ft. tall fat hairy guy with gingivitis came running after me with a giant spoon, but tripped over his long entangled ass hair.

Mat: Sounds like a real monte!

by Josh January 11, 2004

BASTARDS

The plural of bastard in reference to any and all New York Yankee's fans.

Those bastards won the world series again, FUCK ME, do I hate the Yankees!

GO RED SOX!!!

by josh July 7, 2004

urbandictionary.com

a website that sells your name to numerous porn sites when you try to submit a deffinition

similar to if hitler was running this website

by josh September 20, 2004

fuckin asshole

n.
1. Any one of any of my ex-girlfriends current or new boyfriends, that date them after I do.

Derived from ancient term "fucking asshole son of a bitch... fuck-rag" used by man to describe his ex-girlfriends new boyfriend.

My ex-girlfriend Lindsay's boyfriend Ryan is a fuckin asshole, I wish he would get drunk and stumble into traffic.

by josh July 7, 2004