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by Jon April 4, 2005
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Get the uncondomable mug.God, the omniscient, primordial and eternal who created man in his own image and therefore posseses a digestive system, sense organs, limbs and other attributes that would be useless to an immortal being. If God came first, what would he eat or walk upon? Why would he have those five senses if nothing to sense yet existed? And if he has 'always' been here, how long did he sit around doing nothing until he decided to invent the Universe? And why? And if he hadn't yet invented the universe, what exactly was he sitting on? Where is he going to exist if there is nothing to exist in? And what is wrong with the idea that we all just expire and disintegrate and rot?
God help us.
by Jon December 26, 2003
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the first is receiving the second and the second is receiving from the third then the second man is called the lucky pierre.
by Jon January 2, 2004
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by Jon April 4, 2005
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Blindly worships anything conservative and republican, and uses ah homenien attacks to defend himself.
Blindly worships anything conservative and republican, and uses ah homenien attacks to defend himself.
Jon: So I'm not happy with the current government.
MxSlicer: Shut up your P**** FA*
Another Conservative: Shup Up Mxslicer, your making your party look bad.
MxSlicer: Shut up your P**** FA*
Another Conservative: Shup Up Mxslicer, your making your party look bad.
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