Jon's definitions

mongaleese

Something superior in size. Larger than normal.

"Dude, look at that chick. That's a huge mongaleese!"

by Jon April 15, 2005

junk

junk is when something is extremely horrible

dude that stuff is junk

by jon May 13, 2005

motley crue

best fuc*ing 80's band ever, i swaer to god the BEST!

kicksart my heart cuz i never stop

by jon April 30, 2004

Halo

1)Probably one of the best games ever made for X Box or any other system. Its an FPS so some people say it sucks, but their just a bunch of n00bs that can't master a game or any other game for that matter. If you don't play halo what kind of gamer are you?
2)A giant spinning ring floating in space with a diamiter of 10,000km, and a thickness of 22.3km. It was constucted by the Forrunner as a weapon to kill all life in the galexy,less the univers be left to be consumed by the parasitic Flood. Last seen in orbit around the gas giant Threshold. Communications with installation 04 have been lost.
Current statis:Unknown

Halo kicks ass. All your base are belong to us you little n00bs.

by Jon April 25, 2005

waffed

When your high on cocaine.

Talk right foo! You waffed?
Yeah....are you?
FUCK YEAH!

by jon April 12, 2005

beef curtains

dangly bits on both sides of the vagina that hang downwards like piss flaps

your piss flaps are hanging down like a pair of beef curtainsmy dear

by jon December 29, 2003

Red Dwarf

A man short gay and hairy ie ross taylor. He must put on a fake american acent that makes the pitch of his voice only noticable to dogs.

He is so much a red fuckin dwarf. RED DWARF SCUM BAG!!!!!!!!!

by Jon January 20, 2005