Definitions by Jon

Mordor

From "The Lord of the Rings," the evil land of Sauron the Dark Lord. Please do not ring the front gate after 9PM, thx. -- mgmt

One does not simply waltz into Mordor.

Mordor by Jon February 17, 2005

fool's errand 

A task which is widely known to be unwise, yet is carried out against a person's better judgement.

He went to her house to tell her he loved her, even though her husband was home. It was a fool's errand.

fool's errand by Jon February 17, 2005

onsetofeffect 

A band based out of calabasas California near L.A.
www.onsetofeffect.com

www.onsetofeffect.com

onsetofeffect by Jon February 16, 2005

Makes Bank

A term for someone or somthing making lots of money in a short period of time.

Doug Said"iDNS makes bank"
This mean iDNS has made alot of money in a short period of time.

Makes Bank by Jon February 15, 2005

TS 

Easy way of saying what the Fuck or Thats garbage.

speaker1:Im on a diet but im eating Mcdonalds

Speaker2: TS

TS by Jon February 14, 2005

nympho 

The word basically means your roommates girlfriend who likes to have sex while your enjoying a nice game of madden in the same room. She also knows her boyfriend is extremely sick yet the sex freak she is decides its cool to be infested with bacterial parasites and have a crummy dick in her at the same time. End of story.

Natalie, stop trying to fuck Igor while he is throwing up you nympho!

nympho by Jon February 11, 2005

Furmunda 

The white gue that gathers under the penis directly following vaginal intercource.

Hold on buddy,ill be right over. I just got done punding my babe, Ineed to clean the furmunda off my balls.

Furmunda by Jon February 8, 2005