Jon's definitions

Peace

To love eachother and not fight or argue with others.

All I want is peace in the middle east...and a blowjob.

by Jon September 9, 2003

ford

for one real drive, the usualy runs into mechanicle problems on next drive

"Forget that girls shes a ford, too many problems."

by jon September 10, 2003

Italian Stallion

Two words, Sean Saubers

Sean Saubers is THE original italian stallion from north meck. Fuck u other ho's

by Jon September 10, 2003

vaginal pancake

semen saturated floppy twat

smells like your sister is making vaginal pancakes in the bathroom.

by jon September 10, 2003

Clark

(v.) Performing badly at almost everything; sports, video games, career, affairs of the heart etc. Person who exemplifies these traits.

Jeff wants to join our basketball team, but he can't because he clarks everything up.

by Jon September 15, 2003

blimpkin

the exact same act as a blumpkin, except with full service...ie. a rimjob is given after the initial blowjob and defecation is complete.

by jon September 16, 2003

dinner masher

one man using his errect penis to "mash" another mans dinner via his arse hole.

Julian Clarey is a "dinner masher"

by jon September 22, 2003