Jon's definitions

waste

A person who has done nothing with thier life and never will...

Dave you are a waste of flesh dont talk to me.

by jon May 13, 2005

H2

a large car driven by men with small
penises, or who wish to donate money
indirectly to al-Qaeda.

That guy supports terrorists, but
he couldn't send them a donation. Instead, he bought an H2.

by Jon March 19, 2004

turk

Slang for a person from the Welsh town of Llanelli.

Came from the fact that many Turkish people used to turn up in Llanelli and some married into the locals.

Usually refers to supporters of Llanelli Rugby Football Club, or Llanelli Scarlets regional rugby team.

"The bloody Turks won again!"

by Jon May 15, 2004

freedom fries

A large sculpture on Staten Island that Americans will surely erect to reflect their true hatred of the principles of a free society.

Mommy, what does the "Freedom" in "Freedom Fries" mean?

by jon January 18, 2004

weez

A weird little (not literal) individual whos real name is louisa. she can be found hanging at the wall or winnign cookery competitions. other examples of nicknames are:
spuds sis
flush
flushing wiz
tic tac

a: where's weez?
b: at the wall
a: kewl, lets go.
b: sure

by jon April 5, 2004

Bill Clinton

The word used during sexual intercourse, Oral sex, orgasm in general.

Yes...thats it..YES, YES, YES, Dont stop!!!! Dont Stop!!! uuuuhhhhhh Ahhhhhhh...

How was it hun? It was Bill Clinton style.

by Jon June 5, 2003

gobeil

a dumb ass kid who is a asshole

Jon you Are such a gobeil

by jon March 17, 2005