John's definitions

white stripe

Teacher who screws other teacher's students.

Mrs. Hanson was banging Will Cumerly after school every day.

by John February 1, 2004

jelly

Short for "jelly donut." Most widely used in Canada. Plural: Jellies

"Let's go get a beer and some jellies, eh!"

by John January 7, 2004

Shop-Rite

A place where you go to work when your a freshman, and you have to deal with old annoying people constantly.

Often made fun of by other students that have far better jobs.

Tim: "Where do you work?"
Me: "Shop-Rite."
Tim: "Loser..."

by John March 2, 2004

Minnesota

adj. the state of being ragged or worn out.

"I'm looking California, and feeling Minnesota" (from Soundgarden's famous "Outshined")

by john October 10, 2004

Tuckahoe

A town next to Eastchester, suburb of New York; has one housing project. Zip code 10707.

Tuckahoe - Fuckahoe - isn't that funny?

by John December 3, 2003

fucktard

People who believe that anything they don't like can only be liked by "40-year old virgins still living in their parents' house."

Fucktards prefer to view the world with their groin rather than with their brain.

by John January 30, 2004

sobercaj

huge eater of shit; Pete Sobieraj

Pete sobieraj stinks

by john December 9, 2003