John's definitions

Stephenharperitis

A disease freqently suffered by Canadian conservatives by which the face is drained of expression and party members become zombie-like tight asses. Perhaps a less severe form of santorum as suffered by American Republicans.

With horror, Stockwell realized he'd forgotten his stephenharperitis immunizations that morning.

by John November 11, 2004

yush

the absolute equivelant to yes.

*Kyle* "Hey, are you going straight home?" *You* "Yush, ofcourse!"

by JoHn September 10, 2004

H.B.I.

Hot Beef Injection: Judd Nelson from the John Hughes movie, Breakfast Club.

BENDER
               So...so!
                    (to Andrew and Claire)
               Are you guys like boyfriend/girl-
               friend?
                    (a beat)
               Steady dates?
                    (another beat)
               Lo--vers?
                    (another beat)
               Come on Sporto, level with me.  Do
               you slip her the hot...beef...
               injection?

by John March 6, 2003

rub a dub dub

a massive orge in ur bathtud when u cant tell if ur doing a guy or girl

i dont no

by john December 6, 2003

Kim Jung Il

1. The antichrist.
2. The North Korean dictator.
3. To North Koreans Kim Jung Il is a god-like figure.
4. Deceitful
5. Kim Jung Il is referred to by the North Koreans as "Jeedoja-dongjee," meaning literally, "our comrade advisor."

by John September 4, 2003

highlarious

something that is found extremely funny, usually after approx. 4:20

my best friend made a PB & ice cream bagel, that's Highlarious

by John November 20, 2003

Gentleman Theif

A Rouge, someone who is crafty and slick. Even in theifery, the lowest of the low he is smooth and higher than most

You are such a Gentleman Theif!

You took that watch like a true Gentleman Theif

by John November 15, 2004