John's definitions

townie

shit people with shit lives who ruin everyone elses life

"yo gimme that guitar yeh"
"nar my mans nuff good on guitar!"

"no you're actually both big fat cocks"

by john December 18, 2003

glumpular

A card company founded in 1617 by one british and another half british male humans.

dude i just got my new Glumpular cards!!!!

by John May 13, 2005

kaymize

queer, homo, homosexual, gay person, a person relating to gayness, a sausage slicer, butt pirate, ass goblin, meat muncher, wanker wanter, shlong song singer, anal police, faggot, fag, pole rider, sausage smoker, fairy, cumguzzler, cock rocker, bitch ass

that son of a bitch is a kaymize

look at this kaymize rocking those speedos

by john March 25, 2005

Hani

One who achieves greatness. Also one who is happy.

Nice work, you just pulled a hani.

by John November 29, 2004

melk

Minnesotan pronunciation of milk

Drink 3 glasses of melk a day!

by John July 8, 2004

brb

In certain choirs, it stands for "Back Row Basses"

Those guys are BRBs.

by John May 23, 2004

clat clat

To shoot someone with a 9 millimeter pistol.

clat clat bitch

by John April 21, 2003