John's definitions

timmy!

john timm

tiny timm

by John March 6, 2003

stinkles

Some one who stinks or has smelly pants.

Cyntia is a stinkles

by John August 23, 2003

skid mark

shit stains

after i took a shit, i didnt wipe good so i have some shit stains in my draws

by John December 25, 2002

rolling face

Taking Ecstasy to the point where you can't keep your eyes in the front of your head, your eyes are also jittering back and forth rapidly, your jaw looks like a cash register drawer, when you talk you sound like you have down syndrome, and at that moment, you wouldn't have it any other way.

holy crap am I rolling face!! Hey does anyone have a Newport?? Or some VapoRub??

by JoHn February 16, 2004

Fuckidoo

A word expressing shock, fear, slight pain, and or accidents

Oh Fuckidoo, That car almost hit us!

by John January 14, 2005

Drunken Master

When Tracy tries to go for a couple of drinks after work and then go to Kickboxing class. Thats when she falls on her ass because she's shitfaced.

Tracey, your still going to kickboxing after having 2 Martini's. What do you think you are a Drunken Master.

by john September 18, 2003

lie

What men do when they want to get laid.

I lied about the number of women I had slept with.

by John March 22, 2004