John's definitions

Blue Screen Of Death

A bright blue screen wich pops up out of nowhere at the worst time possible and implies that your computer has encountered an error wich oftenly leads to the system freezing, crashing, and causing you to restart your computer.

Man I was on level 96 of "MYST" and I dident even get to save because of the stupid blue screen of death! Grrrr <filler> <filler> <filler> <filler>

by John October 18, 2003

snap

A word used to express a feeling of excitement generated during an unexpected or impressive event. The meaning of the word depends on its context and can range from disappointment to extreme satisfaction. The versatility of this work enables it to be used several times in a single conversation.

1. "Oh, snap the hoods on fire"
2. "Check out the jelly shake'n on her as she drops it to the floor...snap!"
3. "I was like 'snap' when I saw them rolling this waY"

by John February 2, 2004

Sweden

the country that is continuously being joked about by danes, norwegians and finns alike!

sweden= cheap knockoff of other scandi countries

by John May 13, 2005

hidden monster

its when u r having sex with a pregnant woman and the baby insde her gives u head

i dont no an examlple

by john December 6, 2003

poop

mushy stuff that comes from your but

what is that creeping out of your ass?

by John September 26, 2003

maika

sex god with biggest penis in the world
women can not keep their hands off him and like the screaming orgasms they get while with him

women wish their men were more like maika

by john May 24, 2004

girlgoyle

The girlgoyle is the profoundly ugly chick that hangs around with the really hot girl that you are trying to hit on. In order for a successful coming-on attempt, the girlgoyle must be neutralized. This is where one of your buddies must "take one for the team" and go flirt with the girlgoyle, leaving the hot girl available for flirting purposes.

The girl was beautiful, unfortunately her friend was a complete girlgoyle.

by john February 7, 2005