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washed

What one feels the day after getting completely stoned. One feels tired, lazy, and even the slightest movement requires immense effort due to the amount of tiredness. Some feel recurrences of their high when they're washed.
"dude, i cant go to her house, im waay too washed."
by John November 23, 2003
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fankst

A combination of "fake" and "angst", denoting, thus, "fankst" - used to describe poseur angst that currently runs rampant in popular media.

A good example would be the lyrics of Linkin Park or all the worrying that the rich kids on the shows of the WB engage in.
"Dude, you have nothing to be sad about, so knock off the fankst."
by John May 14, 2005
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Robeen Dey

Lead singer of rising rock band Aurora. Born in Atlanta, Georgia, this amazing singer/guitarist is a triple threat with high levels of artistic skill, good looks, and intelligence.
by John January 29, 2007
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The Johnzze Fund

(Tha`Jon`zee`Fund), n. 1 sum of money set aside pro the special purpose for any female to give any form of sexual pleasure. 2 in support of the world renouned Johnzze; the master of bad party mixes, poor taste in techno (or any genre for that matter), the poster child of wallflowers.
i.e. "Make this shot to support The Johnzze Fund"

"Denied, ring that one up to The Johnzze Fund"

"you gonna need to give more than that to get Johnzze some ass"

1-800-I Need ASS
by John February 23, 2004
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Ra

The Tau'ri kicked Ra's ass when they beamed a nuke up to his ship.
by John February 8, 2004
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skid mark

after i took a shit, i didnt wipe good so i have some shit stains in my draws
by John December 25, 2002
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timmy!

by John March 6, 2003
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