John's definitions

bachelor party

A party a man's friends throw for him before he gets married. There is often heavy drinking and/or strippers (i.e. all the things that he won't be able to enjoy once he's married.)

Two weeks after Tom and Becky's engagement, Tom's friends blindfolded him, threw him in the back of their car, and took him to Layla's Tongue Shop in downtown Harlem. Then next morning, still hungover, he thanked them for a great bachelor party.

by John July 9, 2007

redneck racing stripes

when you're dipping, and you spit out the window of your truck or car, and you didn't spit hard enough, and the brown dip spit get on the side of your vehicle. (this is most common with white trucks)

Brent - hey dude, you see JC's truck?
Morgan - No man, whats up?
Brent - dude, you can tell he's got a pinch in, he's got the pattented redneck racing stripes...
Morgan - HAHA! Funny shit...

by John February 24, 2006

edutastic

learning, teaching ones self. while have a good time
educational and fun!

Reading the Hardie Boys is Edutastic.
While watching the cammel be born and come out of the goo and fluid i was having an edutastic time!

by John November 2, 2004

tcr

A good scene release group that gets a lot of undeserved critisism

by John September 21, 2003

hermaphrodite

a either gay or straight thing with a little dick and a little puss

lars is a hermaphrodite viking

by John September 5, 2003

girlgoyle

The girlgoyle is the profoundly ugly chick that hangs around with the really hot girl that you are trying to hit on. In order for a successful coming-on attempt, the girlgoyle must be neutralized. This is where one of your buddies must "take one for the team" and go flirt with the girlgoyle, leaving the hot girl available for flirting purposes.

The girl was beautiful, unfortunately her friend was a complete girlgoyle.

by john February 7, 2005

wonchon

sexy stud

man, im a wonchon!

by John April 1, 2003