John's definitions

function

an expert with a glock

OMfg he is a function with that thing

by John April 8, 2003

manoob

A man that has boobs.

That fat kids has enormus manoobs

by John January 30, 2005

Metal Gear Solid

A sequal to the "Metal Gear" series on the Playstation1.

Centers around a Hostage Situation on a secret military base that isn't what it seems....

Metal Gear Solid is a good stealth game.

by John May 19, 2003

AKS-74u

AVTOMAT KALASHNIKOV introduced 1974. more modern version of the AK-47. russian/communist bloc equivalent to the AR-15/M-16. main idea was to use smaller rounds so more ammo could be carried. that idea was stolen from the US forces use of the .223 remington, or 5.56 x 45 round.

the idea behind it was is a .22 cak round moving extremely fast has the same energy as a 30 caliber round moving slower.

same size as an AK-47. unlike the ak-47 which shoots 30 caliber 7.62 x 39 rounds, the ak-74 shoots 22 caliber 5.45x39 rds

the russians replaced their AK-47 main battle rifles with AK-74 rifles because they could carry more smaller rounds for the same weight.

by john June 23, 2004

mike jones

Rapper who breaks rapping rules by repating the lines..

Back then hoes didn't want me Now I'm hot hoes all on me
Back then hoes didn't want me Now I'm hot hoes all on me
Back then hoes didn't want me Now I'm hot hoes all on me
(I Said!) Back then hoes didn't want me Now I'm hot hoes all on me

by john March 9, 2005

hergatt

Mother and children molester. Also means Super Homo. Look up word Salad Tosser

self explanitory

by john July 15, 2003

valentine's day

A day of rememberance of the Minbari prophet Valen.

Valen formed the Grey Council and fought The Shadows. He is called Minbari not born of Minbari.

by John February 8, 2004