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Definitions by John

A good scene release group that gets a lot of undeserved critisism
tcr by John September 21, 2003

Monkey fucker

N. Singular (Munk-e Fah-ker): An Individual who Engages in Carnal Knowledge/Sexual Intercourse with a Primate of the Monkey family.
Tyler is a monkey fucker, always has been always will be. enough said.
Monkey fucker by John September 20, 2003

Purple-headed Yogurt Slinger 

After the cock has become fully erect, and the choking of the member has turned it a light tint of purple, a consentrated, fishy-smelling white substance is slung from the head like yogurt.
After a woman has performed felatio on her man(hopefully her man) and she has yogurt on her face, the Purple Head has Slung the Yogurt.
Purple-headed Yogurt Slinger by John September 20, 2003

ramshackled 

1. bad 2. poorly planned
"dude hooking me up with your sister was some ramshackled sh*t"
ramshackled by john September 20, 2003

Drunken Master 

When Tracy tries to go for a couple of drinks after work and then go to Kickboxing class. Thats when she falls on her ass because she's shitfaced.
Tracey, your still going to kickboxing after having 2 Martini's. What do you think you are a Drunken Master.
Drunken Master by john September 18, 2003
One who apply's a fake tan on her friend every week and is in denial about the lesbian tendencies that the chior implies.
Tracy lets go drinking!
I can't, I have to go Bronze Ally. If I don't do it every week she gets mad at me.
Bronzer by john September 17, 2003

Booty Dance 

When Tracy gets on stage during a night of drinking and decides to try and shake her ass like she was in a P Diddy video.
Hey, The Band just pulled Tracy on stage to dance. Look at her doing the Booty Dance. I wonder if she realizes that everyone in the bar knows her.
Booty Dance by John September 15, 2003