Joe Schmoe's definitions

Fischman 400

an obese individual that is so obese that it/they require a stadium or racetrack to comfortably graze....

(not to be confused with a nascar event, or a right of passage among college freshman)

wow... hes suffering from the fischman 400

by Joe Schmoe June 15, 2004

Moocah

term for marijuana along with limbo, loco, lucas, muggles, airplane, ganja, lamb's bread, snop, tijuana, african bush, bale, bar, bash, and all the common words kids use these days...

hey, peter pan, you wanna smoke some mookah with the lost boys?

Moocah is still illegal in the States.

Moocah should be legal.

by Joe Schmoe February 24, 2005

AK-47

Obviously it is B 4 1( cs 1.5 ) B 4 2 ( cs 1.6 ). A great gun against B 4 3 ( colt ). Very poopular to many cs players.

Yea, i was playing AIM_AK-COLT and there was a bunch of AK-47s on one said and M4A1's on the other side

by joe schmoe March 26, 2005

chefskied

To be intoxicated beyond the prudent levels.

Developed by one "Carnack" in southwestern Ontario mid 90's.

Last weekend we went to Burn's beach and got chefskied.

by Joe Schmoe November 30, 2004

Majeeda

A woman who is small, and nicknamed mumbo

just about any grandma that ever lived

by Joe Schmoe March 27, 2005

extra credit

Something that can be used against you in determining your grade.

I said these questions are extra credit, but what I mean is: do them or I will count off of your grade.

by joe schmoe April 28, 2004

beris

the last name of a teacher from hell. she likes to head the national honors society only so she won't get fired. if you don't suck up or kiss her ass, she'll hate you. If you have her, beware her wrath because she's only trying to be friends with you because she was a huge nerd in high school and wants to experience it all over again.. this time as a 40 year old duck.

Freshmen 1: Holy shit, i have beris.
Freshmen 2: Haha, you have the duck.
Freshmen 1: Let's find a duck outside so you can tell me where its ass is.
Freshmen 2: I think I'd rather have her hate me then have to do that.
Freshmen 1: That's a good point.

by Joe Schmoe January 14, 2004