legitimate

born in wedlock

my children are legitimate, i was married when they were born.

by jesus November 16, 2003

MILF

A mother whose external attributes and obvious love for cock cause her to be desirable.

I am gonna drag that MILF out of her Chevy Suburban and put it in her ass in front of her kids.

by Jesus January 18, 2003

la~

Started on EverQuest, meaning "laugh", because when /la is typed, your character laughs.

"omgz j00 got owned la~"

by jesus January 07, 2005

ksil

Another word for god.

ksil is our almighty god.

by Jesus July 09, 2004

Fattis

Super Long Shlong

OMG! Look at that Fattis!

by Jesus June 28, 2003

hate monger

1.)A person who uses political beliefs or passions of any kind as a platform to express their hatred for another individual. 2.)A media personality who spreads hate under the guise of a political affiliation or a religous belief.

If you are going to make an important decison regarding religion or politics, listen to many points of view and not just of those of the Hate Mongers.

by Jesus March 09, 2004

the 3 s's

shit shower and shave

Bob: Hey Joe wanna hang out?
Joe: Sure, just let me do the 3 S's and I'll swing by.

by Jesus January 11, 2004