Definitions by Jesus

russ maltese 

drunken sailor, russel crowe, to beat off in your pants,

"dude your as wasted as russ maltese"

"HEY, you wana fight!?" (in drunken british voice)

"i just russ maltesed in my pants"

russ maltese by jesus September 9, 2003

on the fence 

unsure about the decision at hand

I'm on the fence about Gigli. It really sucked, but I love Ben Affleck

on the fence by jesus September 1, 2003

mick

A derogatory term for an Irishman, usually Catholic and sometimes drunk

On St. Patrick's Day everyone's a mick.

mick by jesus September 1, 2003

lesploitation

Using lesbian relationships as an exploitation for money or fame.

The preformers T.A.T.U are totally using lesploitation for album sales.

lesploitation by Jesus August 20, 2003

Penis 

that thing i please various women with

"i please many women last night with my penis"

Penis by jesus August 17, 2003

Swastika 

used way back when and had to do with peace and prosperity. nowadays, any racist, white supremicist uses it to try and scare off people.

most people dont know that not all nazi's were racist also...most people just joined the political party because they needed food..

don't tatoo a swastika on your arm to think you're a nazi.

Swastika by jesus August 17, 2003

Lucky Strike 

The finest cigarettes available, albeit in unfiltered form. Made for your pleasure by Brown and Williamson, they're toasted. Oh, and always remember, Lucky Strike means fine tobacco.

Filters are for pussies.

Lucky Strike by Jesus August 5, 2003