Jesus 's definitions

2012

the year the chiness invade europe

in 2012 the red army takes other the world.

by jesus June 26, 2004

NOFX

the best band of all time.

NOFX kicks ass

by jesus June 26, 2004

pus gut

a fat bastard, someone who resembles a big pile of guts all swollen and vomit inspiring to view them

wow, that cathy johnson sure is a big fat fucking pus gut bitch.

by jesus June 18, 2004

Grapefruiting

v., n.
When a female, during fellatio, takes the male's testicles into her mouth, allowing him to ejaculate in her hair.

Yeah, I gave that girl quite the grapefruiting.

She was grapefruiting me, and, well, I got flaccid.

She couldn't get it out of her hair for a week after that grapefruiting.

by Jesus June 18, 2004

chatwhore

any internet girl that meets and fucks retards she found in a chat room.

Man that girl I met at coffee last night from the chat room was a real chatwhore. She sucked me dry and ate my ass within 20 minutes of meeting her.

by jesus May 27, 2004

ass-hat

Sandeep Akella

Yo that kids so stupid, he's a Sandeep Akella

by Jesus May 19, 2004

the gunisher

A cheap rip off of the punisher - so cheap infact it doesnt exist. He doesn't deliver punishment, he delivers gunishment

well care

by jesus May 15, 2004