hippy tit-rag

Piece of limp cloth worn across the chest by women who are considered hippy, granola or dead-heads. Looks suspiciously to have been made by hand and ties with string around the neck and lower back. Offers minimal coverage.
Yeah, the girl serving me pizza was only wearing a hippy tit-rag
by Jenny January 02, 2005
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shovel

Euphemism for "ho" (aka whore)
Pomai is a shovel
by Jenny October 16, 2003
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Beeaam Destroy

1.Destroy noisily 2.annoying sound made by Brandon 3.quite sick when used in conjunction with "your mom"
"your mom is so hot"
"beeaam distroy"
or
"you're ugly. Beaam Destroy!"
by jenny December 17, 2004
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wardrobe malfunction

An excuse used to explain a situation in which a private part of the body is displayed under unessecary cirmustances.
When Justin Timberlake ripped part of Janet Jackson's outfit, revealing one of her breasts / when Bill Clinton supposedly recieved a blow job outside his marriage (his undone trousers would be described as a "wardrobe malfunction")
by Jenny March 23, 2004
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soggynoodles

2. Limp dick.

see also: impotence, viagra, cialis
"Dude, I was trying to get it on with Shananiquay, but all I could muster was a soggynoodle."
by Jenny February 07, 2005
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heeder

this is when a member of the male sex is a 'slut' in women terms.
Colin Farrel is such a heeder!
by jenny May 13, 2005
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peanut farmer

A fool of diminutive mental powers. Your general all purpose village idiot. See also: George Bush.
I can't believe that he thinks Jesus is real, but global warming is a fairy tale. What a peanut farmer.
by Jenny June 18, 2006
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