Jay 's definitions

flashlight whip

when you get beaten over the head with a flashlight for talking like a dumbass and keeping everyone up

Shut up, no one likes you! If you say another word I'm going to flashlight whip you!

by Jay September 15, 2003

philled

The act of killing a conversation when your name is Phil

Phil, you just philled it!

by Jay June 2, 2004

neon lights

if sumfink was reali gd

dat was neon lights

by jay June 25, 2003

crank

Yorkshire slang. A general insult along the vein of muppet.

'ere, you crank, what you doing?

by Jay June 11, 2006

My Lai

A place in Vietnam where US soldiers beat, raped, tortured and murdered hundreds of innocent civilians and burned their village, knowing full well that the Viet Cong were not there (as demonstrated in court by US military witnesses).

Of the many perpetrators, only one was ever convicted but later pardoned by the President, showing that War Crimes and War Criminals are tolerated in America - as long as they were perpetrated by Americans (or indeed, Israelis).

Man! I went to My Lai and raped me a fine little 12 year old Vietnamese girl, beat and shot a few of the yella gooks and burned their village - and no-one ever pulled me up on it! God Bless America! Now, I'm off to Iraqistan to killify that evil murdering Soddam guy! We can't have world leaders abusing human rights!

by Jay April 16, 2004

mustach ride

made by a old guy. the meaning is a guy that has a mustach deep throats another man's shaft.

who wants a mustach ride

by jay March 18, 2005

grote

something nasty, dirty

that shit is grote!

by jay April 25, 2003