Jay 's definitions

Boggletities

wet and spongy breasts

I had to use Old Lady Jenson's boggletities to clean her floor.

by Jay October 31, 2003

Flenis

1. The male member on a female
2. The rocket in her pocket.

Dawwwg, stay away, she gotsa flenis

by Jay December 2, 2003

sport

Counter Strike or Dance Dance Revolution

Jay plays cs and ddr all day competitiousely, it must be a sport.

by Jay March 17, 2003

elvising

gerund. 1. the process of gaining weight, bloating; 2. the process of gaining weight and growing sideburns simultaneously; 3. the process of gaining weight, growing sideburns, and developing an addiction to prescription drugs simultaneously; 4. any downward spiral involving rapid weight gain. See Elvis.

Man, James is really elvising. Must be all that malt liquor and Popeyes he's had since his old lady gave him the boot.

by Jay November 25, 2004

bam

Used as an action. When you 'put the bam down' on someone or something means you busted them down, broke them down, showed them what's up, etc. etc.

"I put the bam on a Dodge Viper the other day"

by Jay June 2, 2004

helmet

what they called head back in the day.

i'm going to get some helmet today boys!

by Jay May 29, 2003

Tobogan

when a woman lies on her stomach at the top of stairs and the man sticks his penis in her asshole and rides her down the stairs

Wendy got a black eye from the tobogan last night

by Jay February 2, 2004