Jay 's definitions

helmet

what they called head back in the day.

i'm going to get some helmet today boys!

by Jay May 29, 2003

teh

Originally just a misspelling from people typing too fast, "teh" has become a word used by net.writers to exemplify people who are ignorant or simply not thinking clearly (perhaps because they're typing too fast).

I was reading a fundamentalist site the other day, and the writer was all upset about kids listening to rock'n'roll. He believes it's TEH DEVIL MUSIC FROM HELL.

by Jay August 9, 2003

sweded

When one has blitz a bulldog or smiley down there trees then they may feel sweded.

Look at rich, he's had 10 sweders and is gurning to fuck.

by JaY January 23, 2003

Tobogan

when a woman lies on her stomach at the top of stairs and the man sticks his penis in her asshole and rides her down the stairs

Wendy got a black eye from the tobogan last night

by Jay February 2, 2004

bars

ability to roll a bunt as straight as possible
as in a prison cell bars

Yo my nikka gots bars

by jay August 7, 2004

widnes

Home to the Widnes Vikings

First team to beat Warrington Wolves at their new ground and that will go down in history

Stick that in your pipe and smoke it wire scum

by Jay June 10, 2004

face sitting

When a Woman lowers herself over a man's face and makes him give her cunnilingus. The Woman faces the man's feet while he lies face-up. Leaning forward a bit usually helps. Yum!

Laura made me really wet this morning when she sat on my face; i love eating her!

by Jay April 23, 2005