time in a bottle

When your husband/wife forces you to wear diapers and when you do something they dissaprove of they spank you many times.

Husband: "Honey where my dinner at?"
Wife: "I didn't have time to make it"
Husband: "you'll be getting some time in a bottle tonight"

by Jay March 19, 2004

chode

when someone dick is thicker than it is longer

man, i have a chode

by jay February 12, 2003

minneapolis

a town in minnesota where like 1/4 of the city is black and lots more somalians and ehtiopians and jamaicans live and the asians are packed as tight as sardines

lots of hmong niggaz live here man

by jay February 20, 2005

day of defeat

A WW2 based mod of half-life. You should not compare it with CS since the two are completely different exept for the fact that its a first person shooter with 2 teams.

didnt u hear me the first time?

by jay January 25, 2004

headbang

To perform the act of bobbing your head up and down on a penis.

Samantha always headbanged afterschool.

by Jay July 02, 2004

Jarsitation

to Jarsitate, the act of Jarsitating. To bother, to make fun of. to annoy.

Stop Jarsitating me. These Jarsitations need to stop, you're hurting her feelings.

by Jay March 22, 2005

blizzunt

a blunt containing mad cronic

snoop smokes mad blizzunt

by jay December 06, 2002